You'd think that getting into Hell would be easy. It USED to be - but like airport travel and filling tax returns, everything is more complex these days. Have no fear! The Hell Passport can make your passage into eternal damnation a piece of Devil's Food Cake. It looks and feels just like an actual passport and includes a place for personal information, a passport photo, and useful travel tips. And if you don't have any immediate plans to go to Hell, it also functions as a handy and cool little notebook to jot down your most devilish thoughts. Warning: the pages are not flame retardant, so keep your passport notebook a safe distance from the burning brimstone. The 64 pages in this 3.5" wide x 4.25" tall passport notebook are lined to keep track of all the going-on in your circle of Hell. Softcover.